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You know you're getting old when:

You know you're getting old when:
  • Everything hurts, and what doesn't hurt doesn't work.
  • The gleam in your eye is the sun shining on your bifocals.
  • You feel like the morning after but you haven't been anywhere.
  • Your little black book contains only names ending in MD.
  • A dripping tap causes an uncontrollable urge.
  • You don't consider gravity to be a force that pulls two particles together.
  • You look forward to a dull evening.
  • Your face has finally cleared up and your laugh lines are now permanent.

Your eyesight is failing, you're in denial so you just buy a snazzy pair of magnifying glasses at the pharmacy while buying your fibre supplements.

  • You need glasses to find your glasses.
  • You can't remember how to start your rocking chair.
  • Your knees buckle but your belt won't.
  • Your back goes out more often than you do.
  • You put your bra on back to front and it fits better.
  • Mom jeans... are they really that bad?
  • But, getting old is mandatory, but being and acting old is a choice.

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