1. A girl is said to be grown up when she starts wearing a bra.A boy is grown up when he startsremoving it!
2. We all love to spend lots of money buying new clothes but we never realise that the best moments in life are enjoyed without clothes!
3. Having a cold drink on hot day with few friends is nice, but having a hot friend on a cold night after a braai - PRICELESS!:p 4. Breaking news: Condoms don'tguarantee safe sex anymore! A man was wearing one when he was shot dead by the woman's husband!
5. Arguing over a girls breast size is like choosing between biltong , braaivleis or sausages. Men may state their preferences, but will grab whatever is available...