I was walking along Clifton beach in Cape Town when I came across a lamp partially buried in the sand
I picked up the lamp and gave it a rub. A Genie appeared and told me I had been granted one wish.
I thought for a moment and said, "I want to live forever."
"Sorry," said the Genie, "I'm not allowed to grant eternal life."
"OK, then, I want to die after a Black Government balances its budget, eliminates its debt and stamps out corruption”
"You sneaky bastard," said the Genie . . .