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Eternal life Granted!


I was walking along Clifton beach in Cape Town when I came across a lamp partially buried in the sand

I picked up the lamp and gave it a rub. A Genie appeared and told me I had been granted one wish.

I thought for a moment and said, "I want to live forever."

"Sorry," said the Genie, "I'm not allowed to grant eternal life."

"OK, then, I want to die after a Black Government balances its budget, eliminates its debt and stamps out corruption”

"You sneaky bastard," said the Genie . . .

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